Listen to Bathroom Whale
Bathroom Whale thinks you should get that mole checked out. I think you should listen to your friend, Bathroom Whale. She’s a cool dude. She’s trying to help you out.
Submission from Nif who spotted it at Otto Bar in Baltimore, MD.
Not Weed
Clearly there are two schools of thought regarding the Knot Weed.
Con:
“POLYGONUM CUSPIDATUM: JAPANESE KNOTWEED, A TRULY EVIL PLANT AND ECOLOGICAL SCOURGE OF YEARS TO COME…”
Pro:
“EAT THE KNOT WEED WHEN IT IS YOUNGG – LIKE THIS: [illustration]
PICK LEAVES OFF AND USE LIKE CELERY, RHUBARB OR OKRA IN SOUPS AND STEWS. ADD TO PUMPKIN PIE!”
As for me, I’m neutral.
This hippie debate brought to you by the unisex poopers of the Wayward Cafe – Seattle, WA.
NoLa Well Wishers
From astute reader, Danielle, who found it in a ladies’ room in a New Orleans bar in 2009. Says Danielle, “I don’t remember the name of the bar, only that someone would later pull a knife on my boyfriend in the men’s room stall.”
She also submitted this classic bathroom message:
Abandon Some Hope All Ye Who Poop In Here
Collaborative graffiti is the best. I’m also really digging the piranha Pac-Man who is about to eat right through hope to get to that ghost.
Meanwhile, Bubz ❤ Travis almost as much as he/she loves writing his/her name huge.
From the unisex bathroom at the Wayward Cafe – Seattle, WA.
Enjoy Tampons!
Coke totally stole their classic slogan from this rag box manufacturer.
From the ladies’ room at Whiskey Bar – Seattle, WA.
I Couldn’t Help It. It Just Popped In There
Choose the good ones? Impossible. Even cute old Mr. Stay Puft destroyed half of New York.
From the ladies room at King’s Hardware – Ballard, WA.
There’s a Beverage Here
How many people are bringing their drinks to the bathroom? I guess enough to necessitate a shelf…
In the ladies’ room of the People’s Pub in Ballard, WA.
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