More Like Go Home 90’s Time Traveler
It’s hard on a fella when he finds himself in a bar 10 years into his future and doesn’t understand our modern ways. “What is a Winehouse? Why doesn’t this juke box have any Marcy Playground or Daft Punk?”
Found by the very modern Patrick at King’s Hardware in Ballard.
Gotta Love the Classics
But who do you call for cold, neat head?
From astute reader Patrick who found this gem at King’s Hardware in Ballard, WA.
Merlot
People should always scratch their favorite drink into bar bathroom mirrors.
If you ever see “Orange Jubilee” scratched into a mirror, you’ll know I was there. That shit makes some good mimosas. You won’t even need to put the roofies in there.
Thanks, to vigilant reader Patrick (pictured) who found this at Lo-Fi in Seattle, WA.
Pinching a Load
“Loading” takes on a whole new meaning in the bathroom of a Barnes and Noble in NYC.
Thank you, Jeremy!
Who or What is Yellow Hammer?
I hypothesize that it’s the nickname Spongebob Squarepants gave to his penis.
Courtesy of astute reader Patrick. As seen in a Pilot truck stop in Kelso, WA.
Is Your Mother From O-Town?
Astute reader Patrick spotted these assertions about the sexual prowess of the female residents of O-Town. I’m not sure where O-Town is but perhaps it is close to the San Francisco Honey Bucket in which this graffiti was scrawled.
I assume that this is a response to the first message:
But unless your mother is from O-Town, satisfaction is not guaranteed.
Found at the Zeitgeist in San Fran.
The Adult Etch-A-Sketch
Chalk boards in bathrooms are getting to be more popular. I suppose bar owners are tired of re-painting their bathrooms. Do you think the temporary nature of the situation changes what people write? These pictures from Patrick taken at Blitz Haus in Portland do seem more base than usual.
Though the winged light bulb surely has multiple interpretations.
And then, a lone arcane message:
I hope she received it.
Skull and Cake
Woohoo! Bathroom Wisdom’s first submissions!
These two pieces of fine art come from Patrick who found them in a bar on Seattle’s Capitol Hill.
Never has a urinal cake looked more delicious.
Why so glum, bathroom skull? Is it because you don’t have any cake?
