Turned On
Fortunately for this light switch in the Honey Hole men’s room, people are likely to give it just what it wants. Nobody likes to pee in the dark.
Vegan Grafitti
Vegans may shun the meat and dairy, but they are still all about spreading their messages via the interbathroom superhighway like everyone else. Here’s what some vegans at Vita Cafe in Portland, OR had to say.

Ooh! Very provocative. What does sugar lead to? A vegan carrot cake overdose? I know I narrowly avoided one recently myself. Luckily, I carry an emergency salt lick with me at all times.

Is that a question mark or an ’s”? Either way, it’s 2008! Hella(s)?
Knight to Poop 4
I’ve never played Chess but I’m pretty sure that thing isn’t called a “poop”. If it were, I’d probably learn the game immediately.

In the unisex bathroom at the newly remodelled, but thanfully not repainted Wayward Cafe – Seattle, WA.
A Word of Warning About Spokane

Evidently, it is dank to a hella degree.
So says the ladies’ room at the Hurricane Cafe in Seattle, WA.
Back and Forth…Forever

The kid from “Me, You and Everyone We Know” is growd up, and still into the same…er…shit.
In the ladies’ room of the Hurricane Cafe in Seattle, WA.
Existential Cock Crisis

I’m as confused as the author. You love to suck cock? Or FO suck cock? And when?
In the men’s room of Ali Baba in Seattle.
