Turned On

Fortunately for this light switch in the Honey Hole men’s room, people are likely to give it just what it wants. Nobody likes to pee in the dark.

December 6, 2008. Tags: . Sex. Leave a comment.

Vegan Grafitti

Vegans may shun the meat and dairy, but they are still all about spreading their messages via the interbathroom superhighway like everyone else. Here’s what some vegans at Vita Cafe in Portland, OR had to say.

sugar the gateway drug

Ooh! Very provocative. What does sugar lead to? A vegan carrot cake overdose? I know I narrowly avoided one recently myself. Luckily, I carry an emergency salt lick with me at all times.

hella 2008

Is that a question mark or an ’s”? Either way, it’s 2008! Hella(s)?

October 2, 2008. Tags: . Arcane, Drugs. Leave a comment.

Knight to Poop 4

I’ve never played Chess but I’m pretty sure that thing isn’t called a “poop”. If it were, I’d probably learn the game immediately.

poop

In the unisex bathroom at the newly remodelled, but thanfully not repainted Wayward Cafe – Seattle, WA.

September 21, 2008. Tags: . toilet humor. Leave a comment.

A Word of Warning About Spokane

spokane is hella dank

Evidently, it is dank to a hella degree.

So says the ladies’ room at the Hurricane Cafe in Seattle, WA.

July 24, 2008. Tags: . Tourism. Leave a comment.

Back and Forth…Forever

ass to ass

The kid from “Me, You and Everyone We Know” is growd up, and still into the same…er…shit.

In the ladies’ room of the Hurricane Cafe in Seattle, WA.

July 7, 2008. Tags: . References, Sex. 1 comment.

Existential Cock Crisis

i love to suck cock

I’m as confused as the author. You love to suck cock? Or FO suck cock? And when?

In the men’s room of Ali Baba in Seattle.

June 23, 2008. Tags: . Sex. Leave a comment.

Put Your Shirt Back On!

Those are some wonky Spring Break boobs.

spring break

In the ladies’ room of Ali Baba in Seattle.

June 11, 2008. Tags: . Sex. Leave a comment.