Crapicide is Painless
Astute reader Patrick found this in the Hattie’s Hat bathroom.
I wonder how it smelled in there. I’m guessing it smelled like flowers.
Rather Queer Graffiti
These two pieces, found in different Seattle locations express a similar sentiment.
In the unisex at SureShot.
In the ladies room room at Blue Moon Tavern.
Go Seattle! Way to sublimate those slurs!
Hole Like a Head
Does this mean her head is like one of those cylindrical spinning rooms in a fun house? I love those things.
In the unisex bathroom of the Cafe Venus/Mars Bar – Seattle, WA.
So…What Do You Think Of My New B/F?
I’m guessing he/she told their friend they liked their boyfriend to their face, but in the privacy of the confessional/bathroom stall, decided to reveal their true feelings. Luckily, there’s only a single, unisex bathroom at Mars Bar/Cafe Venus so there’s a good chance the errand lover in question will see this message. Hope they recognize their friend’s handwriting!
More Like Go Home 90’s Time Traveler
It’s hard on a fella when he finds himself in a bar 10 years into his future and doesn’t understand our modern ways. “What is a Winehouse? Why doesn’t this juke box have any Marcy Playground or Daft Punk?”
Found by the very modern Patrick at King’s Hardware in Ballard.
Gotta Love the Classics
But who do you call for cold, neat head?
From astute reader Patrick who found this gem at King’s Hardware in Ballard, WA.
I Couldn’t Help It. It Just Popped In There
Choose the good ones? Impossible. Even cute old Mr. Stay Puft destroyed half of New York.
From the ladies room at King’s Hardware – Ballard, WA.
Beware the Hem Thief
There’s a hem thief lurking about. He’s in your bathroomz. Stealing your hemz. Beware.
In the unisex restroom at the Mars Bar- Seattle, WA.
MotorHead (Get it? “Head”=boat bathroom)
If Lemmy were a comic book villain he would totally create and become the dictator of a country called Lemuria.
In the unisex HEAD at the Mars Bar in Seattle, WA.
