Vegans may shun the meat and dairy, but they are still all about spreading their messages via the interbathroom superhighway like everyone else. Here’s what some vegans at Vita Cafe in Portland, OR had to say.

Ooh! Very provocative. What does sugar lead to? A vegan carrot cake overdose? I know I narrowly avoided one recently myself. Luckily, I carry an emergency salt lick with me at all times.

Is that a question mark or an ’s”? Either way, it’s 2008! Hella(s)?