Hole Like a Head

Does this mean her head is like one of those cylindrical spinning rooms in a fun house? I love those things.
In the unisex bathroom of the Cafe Venus/Mars Bar – Seattle, WA.
August 28, 2008. Tags: bars. Arcane. Leave a comment.
So…What Do You Think Of My New B/F?

I’m guessing he/she told their friend they liked their boyfriend to their face, but in the privacy of the confessional/bathroom stall, decided to reveal their true feelings. Luckily, there’s only a single, unisex bathroom at Mars Bar/Cafe Venus so there’s a good chance the errand lover in question will see this message. Hope they recognize their friend’s handwriting!
August 26, 2008. Tags: bars. Love. Leave a comment.
Secondhand Smoke Kills Kitties

Zombie Cat sez “I won TV kill you.” Yeah, zombie cats aren’t known for their sense-making.
In the ladies’ room at Re-Bar – Seattle, WA.
August 12, 2008. Tags: theaters. Arcane. Leave a comment.
More Like Go Home 90’s Time Traveler

It’s hard on a fella when he finds himself in a bar 10 years into his future and doesn’t understand our modern ways. “What is a Winehouse? Why doesn’t this juke box have any Marcy Playground or Daft Punk?”
Found by the very modern Patrick at King’s Hardware in Ballard.
August 6, 2008. Tags: bars, submission. Music. Leave a comment.
Gotta Love the Classics

But who do you call for cold, neat head?
From astute reader Patrick who found this gem at King’s Hardware in Ballard, WA.
August 5, 2008. Tags: bars, submission. Sex. Leave a comment.