That Floozy Bigger Brother of Yours
The ellipses mean there’s more to come!
Merlot
People should always scratch their favorite drink into bar bathroom mirrors.
If you ever see “Orange Jubilee” scratched into a mirror, you’ll know I was there. That shit makes some good mimosas. You won’t even need to put the roofies in there.
Thanks, to vigilant reader Patrick (pictured) who found this at Lo-Fi in Seattle, WA.
Pinching a Load
“Loading” takes on a whole new meaning in the bathroom of a Barnes and Noble in NYC.
Thank you, Jeremy!
I Couldn’t Help It. It Just Popped In There
Choose the good ones? Impossible. Even cute old Mr. Stay Puft destroyed half of New York.
From the ladies room at King’s Hardware – Ballard, WA.
A Word of Warning About Spokane
Evidently, it is dank to a hella degree.
So says the ladies’ room at the Hurricane Cafe in Seattle, WA.
I’ll Make You a Corpse Bride Fo Real, Beyotch!
Lisa Marie and Helena Bonham Carter decided to settle this in the bathroom of the Neptune Theatre in Seattle, WA.
Beware the Hem Thief
There’s a hem thief lurking about. He’s in your bathroomz. Stealing your hemz. Beware.
In the unisex restroom at the Mars Bar- Seattle, WA.
Inspired to Proofread
“All [I] want is to inspire someone to do something incredible.”
In the ladies’ room of the Neptune Theatre – Seattle, WA.
Who or What is Yellow Hammer?
I hypothesize that it’s the nickname Spongebob Squarepants gave to his penis.
Courtesy of astute reader Patrick. As seen in a Pilot truck stop in Kelso, WA.
Bacon Dispenser
I know this one is all over the internet but damnit, it’s still funny.
Press button. Receive bacon. Indeed.
