Secondhand Smoke Kills Kitties
Zombie Cat sez “I won TV kill you.” Yeah, zombie cats aren’t known for their sense-making.
In the ladies’ room at Re-Bar - Seattle, WA.
More Like Go Home 90’s Time Traveler
It’s hard on a fella when he finds himself in a bar 10 years into his future and doesn’t understand our modern ways. “What is a Winehouse? Why doesn’t this juke box have any Marcy Playground or Daft Punk?”
Found by the very modern Patrick at King’s Hardware in Ballard.
Gotta Love the Classics
But who do you call for cold, neat head?
From astute reader Patrick who found this gem at King’s Hardware in Ballard, WA.
That Floozy Bigger Brother of Yours
The ellipses mean there’s more to come!
Merlot
People should always scratch their favorite drink into bar bathroom mirrors.
If you ever see “Orange Jubilee” scratched into a mirror, you’ll know I was there. That shit makes some good mimosas. You won’t even need to put the roofies in there.
Thanks, to vigilant reader Patrick (pictured) who found this at Lo-Fi in Seattle, WA.
Pinching a Load
“Loading” takes on a whole new meaning in the bathroom of a Barnes and Noble in NYC.
Thank you, Jeremy!
I Couldn’t Help It. It Just Popped In There
Choose the good ones? Impossible. Even cute old Mr. Stay Puft destroyed half of New York.
From the ladies room at King’s Hardware - Ballard, WA.
A Word of Warning About Spokane
Evidently, it is dank to a hella degree.
So says the ladies’ room at the Hurricane Cafe in Seattle, WA.
I’ll Make You a Corpse Bride Fo Real, Beyotch!
Lisa Marie and Helena Bonham Carter decided to settle this in the bathroom of the Neptune Theatre in Seattle, WA.
Beware the Hem Thief
There’s a hem thief lurking about. He’s in your bathroomz. Stealing your hemz. Beware.
In the unisex restroom at the Mars Bar- Seattle, WA.
